Somehow, someday…they *will* pay for this…

Orange Harbinger of Death to Wads of Paper here…except the humans pronounce it “Geronimo”, or occasionally, “the caffeinated kitten”.

Apparently I was broken and I got fixed today.

A Cone of Shame! They put me in a Cone of Shame! I mean…for a DOG certainly! They should always wear one as far as I’m concerned…but it’s simply undignified for a cat!

The cone of shame is giving me manoeuvrability issues…high-speed manoeuvrability issues…and airborn manoeuvrability issues…

Much crashing about is ensuing…

The only reason I’ve not shredded them where they stand is they scratch my ears for me (can’t reach ’em in the friggen Cone ARGGGHHHH!).

And the drugs. The GOOOD kitty drugs…I’m positively loopy…and “just a little more” hyper then usual. I never realized before today that I could actually fly!

*Zoinks* And awaaaayyy! (wheeeeeeeeeee!)

Cone of shame....

Cone of shame....

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The Cat Leak

We may have The cat who walks through walls?

Yeah, that’s a Heinlein title. Was that cat orange as well?

We tend to sleep in on Sundays at the Old Vic. Usually the work-week (at the job that actually pays for all these shannigans) has been very taxing…and we’ve usually spent the better part of Saturday working on something spendy, bendy, or broken.

So, it was a rude awakening this Sunday when, instead of waking up gradually as the light filtered into the bedroom, I was startled awake to the melodious tones of my wife yelling frantically,

“Good lord! How on earth did you get out there?!”

Instantly awake I rolled out of bed thinking, “Well that can’t be good…”

Y’all may note this rather rickity structure…it adorns the north side yard of the Old Vic:

North side shed

North side shed

North side shed (another view)

North side shed (another view)

Now, this shed is scheduled to die sometime this winter (if I get around to it), but it comes in handy now and again. I currently have some spare lumber under it.

For the points of this post, this shed’s most important characteristic is that it is NOT in the bedroom, or indeed, even in the house.

Let me repeat that. This shed is not in the bedroom.

Now, when I went to sleep Saturday night, locked up nice and tight inside the house, locked in the bedroom, on the first floor…sleeping basically on my head, was Geronimo…the caffinated kitten.

So imagine my surprise when I awoke to my wife’s frantic cries…and found the kitten outside…on the shed…some 15 feet in the air.

Geronimo...

Geronimo...

Despite the illusion the picture provides, there is no surface of the shed within reach of the house (or even within easy leaping distance).

The wife was trying to find a board or something for the kitten to cross over to the second story window, but was having trouble reaching.

I sighed, rubbed my eyes, scratched my head, and wandered off to fetch a ladder.

The View from the Ladder

The View from the Ladder

He was very glad to see me…fairly leapt into my arms when I called him over to the ladder…his heart thumping in his little chest…

Of course, after I got him down, he pranced about the house like nothing had happened.

There were no doors or windows open in the house last night…we double checked.

(shrugs and adds “kitten rescuer extraordinaire” to his resume)

Oh, and PS: Waking up to a kitten rescue is the equivalent of half a dozen cups of coffee…

PPS: My friend Mike points out, “Obviously you have a cat leak somewhere.”

Well, I have roof leaks, water leaks, air leaks, even light leaks. Why not a cat leak? LOL!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Nothing but net…

Working on a halloween decoration…putting it together in this picture…it will be outside hanging on the edge of the porch..

Electric Spider web

Electric Spider web

To give a little size perspective…that is the “round room”…our entry parlor…the room is something like 24 feet in diameter…that’s 150 feet of rope light (best prices I’ve found are from 1000bulbs.com).

You should see the spider!

More pictures later!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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A view near the floor…

geronimoicon RRRRrrrr…MMMmmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm…yep. That’s about it. Got the hang of this keyboard thingy now… Orange Harbinger of Death to Wads of Paper here. Thought I’d introduce myself.

Afterall, I’m the driving force behind all things. The two humans may think they are running things, but in the end, it’s all to my plan.

Well, except they keep pronouncing my name, “Geronimo”. The nerve! The insult! I am bringer of death! And I have named myself so.

Lesser creatures, these humans. Still, no paper wad shall be suffered to live. The humans will come to value that in the future.

To be fair though I must say I approve of this new habitation they are working on. Despite the weekly long ride in my carrier (locked of course, for the protection of strangers along the way), I enjoy coming here.

Nooks and crannies. Stairs. Slippy slidy floors. High, high places! And the most glorious hours of chasing wads of paper and these big crunchy bugs.

The humans seem worried that I vanish for hours. That’s one secret passageway they’ve not found yet. The small one will tempt me with the most delicious treats to show myself. I leave her fret for just the right amount of time and then, all non-chalantly arrive with an “Oh, you were looking for me?” face. Rubbings and treats abound!

The big one seems distressed at my having abscounded with his “gloves”. Leather thingys of the most tasty variety…with five “fingers” just for chewing (and they don’t object!). I’ve quite the collection now, hidden well away. I don’t know why he carries on so…he yelled at me when he saw me carrying one away, head and tail raised proudly while I trotted by with it. Yelled! The nerve!

See, as a considerate being, I left all the ones for his “left ” hand for his use, only taking the others.

Last night was tremendous fun…bounding up and down the stairs for hours! Heaven! Even the big human appreciated it, cheering loudly in the wee hours of the morning, “Oh Gawd! When will he ever stop!”

This trip the humans were making lots of noise scratching on the door and window. They seem intent on creating piles of flaky mess, only to turn right around and clean it up again. They haven’t permitted me in that area or I’d show them the best way to lay a deep scratch in the wood. They don’t have claws you see, and must use “tools”. I’d show them how much fun it would be to bound through the piles of flaky mess too, just as a bonus. With the proper technique I could scatter it all the way to the next room!

I have so much more to say but Ooooo! A shinee!

*endtrans*

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Making a house…a home.

At what point does a house become a home?

For us, and this house, it felt like home before we bought it…but that’s not really it. We still are using a lot of the furniture that came with it. Some of it is still organized the same way.

At what point then, did we feel it was really ours?

There are subtle differences in the next two pictures (NOT the stalking pumpkins!) that directly relate to the issue for us…

Before...

Before...

After

After

No, it’s not that we shed the shade of lime-puke green (left door) for the pepto-bismal pink (right door)…or any of the other amazing colors we scraped through to get that far.

It’s the hardware. The locks. The fact that we can close the door normally. The fact that the room is now weather-tight.

It seems silly, but it was when we no longer needed to padlock the back door, and could open and close…and lock it normally, that we felt we had made her ours.

We have a real door. With real hardware…that we can go in and out of. Dried in and nearly weatherproof.

Installing the mortise latches for the dead side

Installing the mortise latches for the dead side

Drilled for the deadbolt

Drilled for the deadbolt

We are going with a combination of old-fashioned Victorian mortise locks, which the door is cut for, along with a deadbolt for security as the skeleton keys just don’t cut it on today’s world.

We think it will look just fine, maintain the Victorian “attitude” of the house (especially once I clean up the knob surrounds and other hardware), and function even better.

Hardware installed

Hardware installed

We also got the threshold installed. It makes this door easily as weatherproof as any in the house…

Still to come, weather-stripping and sweeps…but we are holding out till we get them stripped, primed, and painted. The right door (outside) is nearly stripped.

Oh, and I have three cracked panels of glass to replace as well…once I get enough paint off the door to tell just which side they come out of!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Science Project?

Sooo…some plumbing is done. Yeah, I know it looks like a science project…but we always said, this is to be a Victorian house with modern features.

The tankless water heater is in and hooked up (not fired up yet). Not shown below are the electrical connection and the remote monitor panel connection.

The tankless water heater.

The tankless water heater sans cover.

I have to say, I have intensely mixed feelings about installing this water heater.

On the plus side:
1) Space saver. No large water heater closet needed.
2) No vent stack needed.
3) Efficient. Costs MUCH less to operate over the year than its tanked brethren.
4) Geekiness. It has a remote panel that indicates water flow, inlet and outlet temperatures, you can set the water temp, and turn it off as well.

On the minus side:
1) Cost. It about 30% more spendy to purchase then it’s tanked brethren, although some of that is offset by the lack of need to buy and install a new vent stack.
2) Complexity. MUCH more complex than the old fashioned kind. Computer boards, electric ignitors, and miscellaneous sensors are involved. I’m just worried that it won’t be reliable and long lasting. Only time will tell. It’s an expensive experiment…

Back to the installation…

If anything at all scares me about this project, it’s how much all the little things add up.

Water heater? No problem. I know the cost and planned for it.

Hooking up said water heater? Youch! Three high-grade flexible hoses. A gas pipe and fittings. A gas valve and flexible hose. Several brass nipples. Various fittings. If I add in the isolator valves required…we’re in the $200 range…just in fittings to hook the durn thing up. Sheesh.

Moving inside…the tankless is fed from, and returns the hot water to a PEX manifold, which serves as a distribution point for all the needed fresh water plumbing in the house, much like a breaker box for electricity.

The plumbing manifold, hooked to the tankless water heater and filters.

The plumbing manifold, hooked to the tankless water heater and filters.

Keep in mind all this will be embedded in a wall (framing is there) with cabinet doors for access…probably all beadboard for those that must know.

Advantages are no joints under the house or in the walls, quicker hot water to its usage point, ease and cost of installation, code approval, and more (discussed in a different article/later). The PEX manifold is fed from the main via the filters above.

Some will ask about the need for filters…I installed them as the tankless hot water heaters all recommend a good sediment filter be installed before them in the line. The heat exchangers are so fine that sediment could clog them up and also cause corrosion.

Well, if I’m going to filter sediment from the hot water, I may as well for the cold too.

Two filters…the first one courser then the second, which lengthens the change period to probably every 6-9 months. I’ll just do it every 6 months…ya know…when you’re supposed to change your smoke and CO detector alarms. Y’all DO change those alarm batteries every 6 months, yes?

Water sent to outside spigots will NOT be filtered (waste of media).

Now…if I can just avoid cross-wiring this cool looking thing to the new electrical service, ala “Three Stooges” … you know…water shooting out the chandelier and such…then life will be good!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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‘Tis the Season?

Can you hear the scary music?

There are terrifying things afoot in this picture:

Stalking pumpkins. Would make a great punk rock band name, no?

Stalking pumpkins. Would make a great punk rock band name, no?

This picture was taken by the wife…catching me working on the water heater. There are scary things going on here.

That the wife caught me working is scary enough…but that’s not it.

The fact that I managed to use nearly $200 worth of parts to simply hook up a water heater is truly terrifying…but is not the point here.

See the pumpkins? The wife probably thinks I’m losing it…as in crazy…but they are stalking me. Yeah, the pumpkins. They weren’t there when I started…they just began showing up! First one…then another…then a third. Closer and closer they came…only moving when nobody was watching. The eventually crowded me out of that workspace.

And…I swear, one of them stole my pipe wrench…

And if a pumpkin with a pipe wrench isn’t a scary thing…I don’t know what is!

And oh…there’s more of their gourd-brained buddies waiting in the wings…

More waiting

More waiting

Halloween is coming! Spooky things are a-brewing at the Old Vic!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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There be DOORS here!

From this:

Started here. What a mess...

Started here. What a mess...

After a bit of hard work...

After a bit of hard work...

Scaled the wall...

Scaled the wall...

Trimmed the window.

Trimmed the window.

There be DOORS here!

There be DOORS here!

There be DOORS here!

The 3 inches of rain Saturday night and Sunday got in the way so I haven’t done the weather stripping or threshold yet…and I don’t have any door knob hardware…but by golly…DOORS! We’ve got doors!

Obviously….much more to do…eave repair and scraping/paint will be coming…but dried in! We’re dried in!

There BE DOORS HERE!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Venting Dihydrogen monoxide to the atmosphere…

In an ideal world, a gentle chime would sound and then Majel Barrett’s voice would say something like, “Warning, you are venting Dihydrogen monoxide outside the pressurised distrubution system. Current consumption of energy stores has risen by 40,000 btu’s per hour. Normal utility funding levels will be exceeded in 2.4 hours.”

All this actually means is that a hot water line broke…but yeah, I’m a geek.

Actually, in an ideal world I would have had the problem corrected before it started…but what can I say. The house got ahead of me.

We had a very minor water leak in the old plumbing since we got the house. The meter would barely tick over. I didn’t worry too much about it since I would be completely replacing the plumbing.

Shortly, I figured out it was on the hot water side, and that was even better, as we could shut off the hot water at the water heater and not leak anything except when we needed it on. The water is off to the house when we are not there.

Repair it? Yeah, I should have…but I had looked under the house and could find no leak. Wherever it was (perhaps underground), it was small enough that I could not see or hear it.

Not to worry…it was going to be replaced. It was not worth an extended effort at repairing something I was replacing shortly anyway.

I had promised myself that the house would not “get ahead” of me…as in, simply maintaining the current condition of the house would not take up so much of my time that I was not progressing forward on the rennovations.

The house got ahead of me. Sigh. The line let go. We drained the water heater of hot water in 10 minutes. I still could not hear the leak. We shut off the hot water plumbing.

We were still weeks away from being on the new water heater, and those cold baths are really COLD…cold as in…me screaming like a cheerleader on helium…cold as in…me telling the wife to put on a bra or “you’ll put somebody’s eye out with those things.”

With winter coming on it was only going to get worse…so I decided to have a look. A quick repair or a capping off a bad section could regain us the use of SOME of the hot water for the couple weeks we still need it.

My Dad came out for some much appreciated help on the house this weekend, so I headed under the house and had him crack the valve a few times…this way I could hear the spurt.

Yep, under the kitchen. Underground.

Dihydrogen nonoxide vent device...

Dihydrogen nonoxide vent device...

The pic above is the pipe I pulled out. New(er) CPVC coming from the water heater to the old iron headed for the kitchen. Can y’all spot the vent?

Dihydrogen nonoxide vent device...

Dihydrogen nonoxide vent device...

I cut the pvc and the rest just broke off. Done for. We capped the line and now have hot water in the bathroom…

That will do until we are on the new system…which, by the way, we started installing!

The new tankless hot water heater is in, simply waiting gas and water lines, and we installed the main manifold this weekend. Should go pretty fast now.

The new PEX manifold. The water heater is externally mounted in a flush mount cabinet…you can see the back of it…the white cabinet in the lower left of this picture.

The PEX manifold

The PEX manifold

Not shown (of course, since I haven’t built it yet) is all the cabinetry that surrounds this area.

And for the non-geeks out there:

  1. Dihydrogen monoxide is an incorrect way of saying H20 (water).
  2. Majel Barrett is the voice of the ship’s computer in most of the later Star Trek stuff.
  3. 40,000 btu’s per hour is the output of the old gas water heater.

More later. Nearly three inches of rain Saturday night and Sunday slowed us down a bit…but by golly…We have DOORS!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Starting to look…actually…like I’m accomplishing something!

Sooo…window trimmed in…siding up…you’ll notice the bottom glass is clean…SO clean in fact, that air hose and extension cord pass right through it! (a situation I’ll possibly correct next weekend).

That's me out there working...You'll notice sash weight pockets...

That's me out there working...You'll notice sash weight pockets...

Nailguns rock...

Nailguns rock...

Looking pretty good...

Looking pretty good...

Door-frame around the corner is in too...

Door-frame around the corner is in too...

I WILL have the French doors mounted next weekend…

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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