It’s one of those “stereo-typical” issues in a household, right?
Just *who* gets control of the remote control?
“Tonight in the news…”
*kshttt*
“Welcome to the Peoples Court where Barbara is suing her mother because she inherited her mother’s small breasts…”
*kshttt*
“Your second-cousin’s uncle’s third-niece’s brother’s second wife’s first-cousin’s daughter’s husband’s brother fathered my baby!”
*kshttt*
“Another Dallas Cowboy arrested for drug charges but was released because the pending arrests of the Dallas city council have used up all the room in the jail…”
*kshttt*
“ONLY 19.95 BUT YOU MUST ACT NOW!”
*kshttt*
“splorch-gurgle-thpppp-swish” (“bullet cam” on CSI)
*kshttt*
“Yet another explosion rocked the…”
*kshttt*
Yeah, I didn’t have the remote.
Finally my patience broke.
“Damn it will you just pick ONE station and stick with it!”
*kshttt*
“Tonight on Animal Planet…”
Guess who's got the remote?
Look at the size of those feet!
Yeah, he *IS* watching the TV
Like all of us, not impressed with what's on.
CUAgain,
Daniel Mey….
*kshttt*
