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Memorial Day

Memorial Day

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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It’s a wonder anybody is left alive…

In a world where my generation (I’m ashamed to say) demands warning labels that say “Hot” on Hot coffee, and the generation that follows mine manages to regularly kill itself off with things like sponge nerf balls and the little plastic pellets shot out of toy guns, I am often amazed any of our forefathers survived long enough to get us to this point.

Case in point…dug out from under the house this weekend…behold:

The Diabolical Water Heater of Flaming (or Flash Steamed) Death!

Don’t let the small size fool you…based on the orifice sizes I’d guess the burner in the bottom of this cast iron monster is well over 100,000 btu’s.

It would work like this…if you wanted hot water, you opened the door, turned on the big, honkin’ gas valve underneath, put a match to the monster burner, slammed the door shut, and cranked the gas on till flames shot out all the seams and the wonderously viscious looking exhaust flue at the top.

Keep in mind this thing would be attached to the wall in your house, probably, just to be daring, over some nice Victorian wallpaper over fabric over lumber.

Now, off to the tub with you to run your hot water. Note, no pressure relief…no thermostat. If you forgot about it…or were a little slow on the uptake, it might explode, or it might just flash the pressurized water to steam when you turned on the faucet (hot or cold) somewhere in the house.

Once you were done with the hot water, or steam, or amazing explosions, and assuming your house didn’t burn down, you manually turned off the valve.

Now, add a house full of kids, relatives, or guests…

I fly small airplanes. I sail little boats on big oceans. I ride a motorcycle regularly in Dallas traffic. I work with electricity and hot steel. None of that scares me.

This appliance? Installed and hooked up? Yeah, it would scare me.

I’m not sure what to do with it…I’m thinking it must be preserved just for the sheer audacity of the thing itself!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Headlines: Car thinks it’s a truck. Door vanishes. Rain Falls. Yard Grows.

Interesting weekend!

Between 6 and 8 inches of rain fell in 24 hours…Saturday afternoon to Sunday afternoon.

This is, of course, because I really, desperately, needed to mow the grass. I even had the mower key with me this time!

So, no use crying over spilled water…and I got tired of watching the animals march by two by two, so work inside it was!

Crunchbird“, the wife’s Altima, is getting a superiority complex I suspect.

We took Crunchbird to the Old Vic instead of the big honkin’ Dodge (“Big Iron”) for a couple reasons…one, better mileage, and two, because we could fit everything we needed to haul up there in the trunk of the car.

Thus the superiority complex.

Lot's 'O stuff in the trunk

Lot's 'O stuff in the trunk

300 linear feet of beadboard...in da Altima!

300 linear feet of beadboard...in da Altima!

Crammed in there are:
-Two 24″ box fans (summer is coming).
-250′ of 10/3 w/ground romex (wiring is on the menu).
-A dozen or so wiring boxes of various flavors (and I probably still don’t have the one I need).
-A case of diet Coke (Renovating is thirsty work).
-A case of water (did I mention summer is coming).
-Our overnight bags (even I need clean underwear now and again).
-A tote full of sheets and other linens for the house (no washer/dryer hooked up yet).
-A 2′ x 3′ framed mirror (’cause it’ll look good in the hall…in a couple years when we get around to that part).
-300 linear feet of beadboard (most impressive).

Oh, hey! A door disappeared in the Sunroom!
It was here (the one on the left):

The door was here

The door was here

Now it’s gone:

Removed door.

Removed door.

The door we removed (frame and all) has a transom window, and will be moved over to replace the door into the utility room (, on the right in the top pic…and which is getting re-centered in the utility room wall). Salvaged beadboard went up with a bit of a fuss, fit smooth and perfectly, and with a coat of paint, will look like new.

I really can’t wait to get rid of the pepto bismal pink color that’s on the trim and various parts of the beadboard in that room.

Work on the “relocating” door framing will happen next week…along with wiring. Didn’t get as far as I expected this weekend (as usual).

Oh, yeah…Loews of all places…carries beadboard that matches ours exactly…size, thickness, pattern. Amazing! Not the “premium” stuff in the packages…the stuff found in their “flooring/molding” isle in bulk (by the stick).

With any luck, we’ll have this room habitable by the 30th…when we are, of course, needing it to put up some house guests.

Paint! I need paint! And lighting! I NEED LIGHTING!

(gasp)

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Destruction in the Sun Room

The Sun Room…soon to be my art studio…was on the agenda this weekend.

The ceiling was covered in 1×1 foot fiber ceiling tiles, circa 1960’s I would guess. One section had water damage, and the rest, even though there was no water damage, were very wavy and…well…ugly.

The looked similiar to this pic (which is of the second kitchen soon to be utility room, of course I forgot to take a “before” pic of the sunnroom ceiling):

Ceiling tiles

Ceiling tiles

They were so wavy we were sure that the ceiling underneath was rotted and/or detached from the old water damage and would need replaced.

The walls were covered in paneling from the same era…paneling being a very kind word for “simulated wood grain over wood substitute composite substrate” as it turns out was stamped on the back. Again, circa 1960’s we think.

Wood substrate substitute

Wood substrate substitute

This section of the house is first on the list…as we need the utility room now and it’s all sort of connected…and what with a door moving and so forth…well, we went after this for the demolition this weekend.

What a surprise!

The ceiling was held on with staples…they appear to be standard household paper stapler gauge though they may be slightly longer…the tiles interlock and the staples are put though the leading edge…

I climbed the ladder, grabbed a tile, and 15 running feet of ceiling, about 4 foot wide, came tumbling down. The rest went very similarly. Glad we took it down…a good rumbling thunderstorm and it all would have shook loose on my head, whilst I was, no doubt, sleeping peacefully or in some other innocent activity.

Underneath we found beadboard! Glorious beadboard! Beadboard that is in good condition!

Beadboard ceiling…

Beadboard ceiling

Beadboard ceiling

Of course…I spent the next three hours on the ladder with pliers, pulling staples…some of those are marked by the brown thingies on the picture above…

Here’s the paneling removed:

Paneling removed

Paneling removed

I also pulled a bunch of “Z-brick”. You guys remember that stuff? It was glued in the corner where a wood burning stove apparently used to be. Heavy stuff.

The bright side is, there is only one spot in the ceiling that needs repaired. I can get the beadboard from the wall with the door for that and panel it with the new beadboard (similar, but won’t match when put together with the old).

Stripped (paneling and tiles, not paint)

Stripped (paneling and tiles, not paint)

Stripped (paneling and tiles, not paint)

Stripped (paneling and tiles, not paint)

I had figured on about $1000 worth of materials, not counting light fixtures, for this room to fix the ceiling, walls, and wiring.

Turns out it needs a quick patch job, a bit of beadboard and door frame rearrangement, a spray of Kilz and a coat of paint.

Looks like it’s actually going to cost about $100.

Normally, it’s the hundred dollar job that turns into the thousand dollar job…it’s a rare thing when it goes the other way.

Looks like I’ll be shopping for light fixtures this week! (and insulation…and air-conditioning)

We’ll peak under the carpet later. We’re hoping for salvageable hardwood.

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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The Cat made his point.

Soooo….we’ve been working on The Old Vic a lot. We stay there when we do. Since mostly we are there a couple days at a time, we’ve chosen the leave “Casper”, the 22-pound Maine Coon, at the suburban “Blah” house (the place we live whilst I’m working at the day job).

The theory was that a couple days alone (cats are generally very “self-maintaining”) was less stress for him than cramming him in a box, driving him out in the country, and turning him loose inside a place he’s never been…that’s about 4 times the size of “his” home, and involves me, running around and attacking various random things with power tools and loud-bangy things (technical term).

When we got ready to leave for the Old Vic last week, the wife hauled out a piece of luggage to pack a few books in.

Yes, luggage. See all the boxes, totes, and various other things we use to cart stuff around were…with remarkable foresight and careful planning…left AT the Old Vic last weekend. Sigh. That’s okay, as I DID bring the mower keys back with me that weekend and so, naturally, left them at the Blah house this weekend. Why the keys should be kept at the house that *doesn’t* have the mower? Well, apparently I’m an idiot.

Anyway, Casper took a stand. He would not be moved.

Casper makes his point

Casper makes his point

The Old Vic, with some open walls, secret passages, and rodent bait left over from previous years, isn’t quite ready for him to romp all over the place, although I am looking forward to seeing what kind of horrendous crash the 22 pound cat will make when he discovers his brakes won’t work on the hardwood floors…

Oh, and when he meets that staircase, things ought to get very interesting.

Anyway, he wasn’t going to be left behind. It is not possible to move a 22-pound sack of lumpy jello…especially if that sack of jello can turn all muscley and pointy-sharp pretty much at will. The suitcase was his.

We fooled him though…we simply abandoned the suitcase and ran.

I expect we’ll pay for that….

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Exploding rose bush…

Last weekend we had two flowers bloom at the Old Vic.

This random bloom:

Random bloom

Random bloom at the Old Vic

And a single rose…

A single rose

A single rose

This week the rose bush…along with all the rest of them on the property, exploded! The picture doesn’t do it justice…they’re everywhere!

Exploding rose bush!

Exploding rose bush!

Hundreds! Everywhere!

A closeup…

Close up of rose

A close up.

Lots of spring happening!

Of course, summer’s coming, and that brings up another topic…

Remind me to tell you about the air conditioner later. It won, but it had to commit suicide to do so.

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Clarksville Fine Arts Festival

If you’re reading this you know we’re rennovating our old house. This is our home for the future, and as such, we are trying to be involved in our community as well.

Y’all might know I’m an author (I think I’ve made that obvious anyway)…and some of you may realize I work in the visual arts too.

So, I’m pleased and excited to be participating in the 2009 Clarksville Fine Arts Festival Saturday, May 30, 2009!

I’ll have a booth at the show, and will be signing books and showing/selling original art!

Art–Music–Food–Fun

Make your plans now! It’s shaping up to be a fun time for all!

More information is here. Please pass it on to friends and family. This is small town Texas at its best. Come and see!

Eye for the Road by Daniel Meyer

Eye for the Road by Daniel Meyer

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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If I pretend a little, I’m done painting the dormer!

Well, here’s a pic after this weekend’s work:

Painted...well...mostly painted...

Painted...well...mostly painted...

If you pretend the sill has been painted the same color as the trim against the roof line (very dark slate blue), and that I’ve given that same piece of trim up against the roof a second coat…then I finished the painting this weekend.

Finished! Okay, yeah, I know…to really be finished I actually have to paint the sill….and actually put the second coat on the trim…but, well, small victories. Some color is on, and we can see how good it will look as we progress.

Also, well, it’s kind of cool that there’s no more pieces falling off this part of the house.

So, once again, I’m now ready to work on the windows. Lesse…..I pulled the first set of sashes on…(looks it up)…gad…February 19 or so. Next weekend will be roughly two months…8 weekends…of work…to get to the point where I can actually work on the windows themselves LOL!

It’s not really all that bad…1st off, the dormer is done. Everything is attached…all the cracked or severely weathered wood has been replaced…missing trim pieces (and wasp hidey holes) have been sealed up.

Everything was stripped to bare wood, primed, caulked, and painted. Shouldn’t have to work on this one much for a while.

We’ve also been wiring, and doing other stuff on those weekends as well…much cleaning and hauling away of junk too…we threw away several hundred pounds of vinyl siding scraps that were stored UNDER the house for some reason…(better under than on LOL!)

All this was under the house…and this was the first cleaning. Second and third ones followed.

Junk under house

Junk under house

And just for grins…(and because it’s kind of exciting to have something that looks finished), a before picture for comparison.

Before

Before

More later!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Got wood?

Imagine this…show up at your local “Homeowner Hell” big box home improvement store and ask for one of these:

Loooonnnng Cedar

Loooonnnng Cedar

“Yes, I’d like a 16 foot long, one inch thick, and none of that 3/4 inch means 1 inch crap…I want true 16 foot long by 1 inch thick by 12 inches wide, red cedar tongue and groove.”

And in this house, they were using it as the equivalent of today’s Sheetrock…something to close up the wall and put your wall coverings on!

Those in the picture above were taken from the wall beside the stair. We removed this (non-structural) wall as I needed LOTS of access to this attic for wiring and some other work…my breaker box upper feeds come up here.

I also needed access to the couple hundred square feet of kitchen attic, which is further through and to the left in the below picture, and I need this access so much that it was too difficult to make the VERY long crawl from the hatch around the corner (and through the woods, to grandmother’s house we go!) to reach the area.

Hall wall mostly removed

We are also going back with something a little different than this configuration when we put the wall back. But that’s another story (and a surprise!).

Kitchen attic

Kitchen attic

More kitchen attic...showing the old stove chimney

More kitchen attic...showing the old stove chimney

Lots of happenings this weekend. More in a later post!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Dining Room Electric

I finally got sick of the dangerous, yet…heh heh…historically significant wiring in the dining room (which we’re using as a bedroom at the moment).

Note, there’s nothing inherently unsafe about knob and tube wiring…it’s just that when it was put in this house, it was just for basic lighting. Anything else that has power was spliced onto this stuff…and usually not in a safe or correct manner.

Our friends Dean and Cindy came to visit and volunteered for some labor (we have great friends). One thing about an old house project…if you get tired of doing one thing, there’s many, many, many, many…ur…well, other things to do.

This time, we thought we’d try wiring. I needed to put in a plug for the air-conditioner anyway, which despite two hours of work and searching, turned out to have been plugged into…a wooden beam. Hmmm. Gotta wonder how that worked.

So, me and Dean crawled around in attics, drilled holes in header beams, cut boxes into walls, and snaked wires in places that very were hard to get to. We ran wiring for the Air Conditioner plug, and for three other plugs in the area. At least 4.2 million trips up and down the stairs were required for this effort.

Yes, we installed plain vanilla plugs and ivory covers. We’ll swap them out for something that matches the decor, when we get around to decor-ing…if it’s appropriate.

The new, period inappropriate, wiring.

The new, period inappropriate, wiring.

Don’t sweat the wallpaper problem around the plugs. This is the original wallpaper and it is done for. You can just touch it with a finger and the paper fractures and falls off the burlap backing. We will tear this out and replace later…but right now this is one of the nicest rooms in the house wall-covering-wise so other rooms will come first probably.

This room needed the wiring though. First, it’s Texas and “not January”, so we needed the Air conditioner plug. Second, this is our primary residence room during the renovations…this is where we are using power. Third, as you will see from the pictures below, it had the worst wiring in the house.

The remains.

The remains.

The remains of the old electric

The remains, another view. Pay attention to those little white things on the black zip cord. I'll show you them later.

It started here...the hall ceiling. Spliced onto the knob and tube light feed.

It started here...the hall ceiling. Spliced onto the knob and tube light feed.

Across the wall and out the hall door.

Across the wall and out the hall door.

This wiring inspires confidence.

This wiring inspires confidence.

Notice the plug on the side trim?

Notice the plug on the side trim?

One of my most favorite splices.

One of my most favorite splices.

Over the hills and through the woods...

Over the hills and through the woods...

To grandmother's house we go...You know what holds it in place? Remember those white things?

To grandmother's house we go...You know what holds it in place? Remember those white things?

It's the old -thumbtack through the wire to hold it where you want it- trick.

It's the old -thumbtack through the wire to hold it where you want it- trick.

Yep, that's a thumbtack allright.

Yep, that's a thumbtack allright.

Lots and lots of thumbtacks. Expept where they used staples.

Lots and lots of thumbtacks. Expept where they used staples.

Along the baseboard

Along the baseboard

And on we go...

And on we go...

To this plug--The final frontier.

To this plug--The final frontier.

This is solid core zip cord. Over the years, its stiffness and natural movement did the insulation in.

This is solid core zip cord. Over the years, its stiffness and natural movement did the insulation in.

Anyway, all ripped out. Replaced with modern plugs, properly located, boxed, and breakered. Whoot!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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