Mostly Dead.

Y’all might recall the last post…where I stated in no uncertian terms that “The Shed Must Die”.

Well…it’s mostly dead. I was deep into killing it but had to stop when the alert level was raised to DefCon “KillMaimBuzz”.

Hell hath no fury like a woman…ur…I digress…

Or do I?

Just as a reminder, here is the offending structure:

The Shed MUST die

The Shed MUST die

Are y’all familiar with cedar bees? (otherwise known as Carpenter bees)? I HAVE mentioned that every living thing in Texas is either trying to eat you, or your house. Sometimes both.

In this case, it’s the house.

This shed structure…thing is infested with Carpenter Bees. We call them cedar bees here as they are literally the only thing that will munch on cedar structural timbers. For those not familiar, they are a large fuzzy bee that is frequently mistaken for a bumble bee.

Here’s a pic, swiped from the ‘net…since I couldn’t get them to hold still long enough for a decent closeup.

This one is likely a female:

Carpenter Bee

Carpenter Bee

And a male…mainly I included this picture to give you an idea of their sheer size:

Male Carpenter bee

Male Carpenter bee

Now, Carpenter Bees nest in wood. The female drills a hole in structural timbers, turns to follow the length, and can drill for several feet into the beam. She then lays her eggs and hangs around protecting the nest until she dies.

Pictured here is an actual carpenter bee hole, in one of my actual timbers…in the shed I am destroying. It is 1/2″ in diameter and looks like it’s been drilled by a precision drill. The beams are riddled with them:

Carpenter bee hole

Carpenter bee hole

The males buzz about during mating season, and can be very aggressive, but the cool thing about them is they don’t have a stinger. I’ve always said, the best thing to deal with male carpenter bees is a badminton racket.

Essentially, the males wander off and die once there is no mating going on. Sounds familiar for some reason, but maybe I digress again.

No poison seems to kill these things…I’ve sprayed them direct with wasp spray and they just laugh it off and go back to drilling holes. Frankly, I think the spray gives them the munchies.

Now, the females…THEY have a stinger…and they can hit hard. (why does this all seem familiar…somehow). The thing is, they are not very aggressive and have to be directly provoked before they’ll sting.

I’d call tearing down the structure they are nesting in direct provocation…especially since the beams break in unexpected places due to the structural weakness caused by being riddled with the Carpenter bee tunnels.

It was cool Sunday morning, and these bees are definitely warm weather critters. If it’s much below 70 they simply are not active.

I took that as opportunity to destroy their home.

Unfortunately it warmed up fast. I got MOST of the shed down and apart, and burned the infested timbers in a campfire before the remaining bees mounted a defense. I could tell it was time as when I pried one of the beams off, it broke at the nest, and the female fell out on the ground. This would be the direct provocation.

She avoided my “stomp” and I clearly heard her yell, “ALERT! Defcon ‘KillMaimBuzz’! Brew some coffee! Whack the fat guy with the crowbar!”

Fortunately she hadn’t had her coffee yet so she failed to avoid my second stomp.

I took this as notice to stop bashing on Cedar bee infested stuff with loud noise and shock making tools and wandered off to scrape paint in the Sunroom for a while.

I’ve got a few minutes work left next weekend, and then a deck to build.

In my view though…it already looks SO much better.

Mostly dead. See the line on the house? There was no flashing so dirt and water collected there for years. That would have been completely rotted out, except that the siding is actually cypress…a swamp wood that is almost impervious to rot and bugs.

The shed, mostly dead.

The shed, mostly dead.

As it happens, since it was cypress, it just needs some minor repair, scraping, priming, and painting (pretty much describes every square inch of the entire house actually)

Some minor damage

Some minor damage

It was originally covered in that green fiberglass stuff…long since rotted out…

Green fiberglass original cover

Green fiberglass original cover

…and had another layer of tin added later (making it that much harder to take apart).

That much harder to take apart

That much harder to take apart

There were 8.238 million sheet metal nails in this thing. Many of them the old ones with the lead washers instead of the rubber.

Now you can easily see the framing where our French doors are going…

The French door framing

The French door framing

Anyway, to me it looks SOOO much better despite the mess and incompleteness of it all.

Before and after.

Before and after.

Clearly, I’m reaching for something to look like I’m making progress here…sigh.

Maybe next weekend. I’m planning on the basic framing for the deck, the window installation, and the French door installation. Oh, and some plywood sheathing. We’ll see.

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Destruction Slated

On the agenda this weekend…the shed must die.

Destroying this:

The shed must die...

The shed must die...

I will be SO glad to see that thing gone…

Gonna start a deck in it’s place, so we can enter/exit by way of the new French doors…then I can install the window in place of the old door (framing is there, just needs some fine tuning).

I’ll post more pictures when I have pictures that actually show some improvement for a change!

Also a big shout of thanks out to my Dad and Jean for their help last weekend. We got lots of framing and paint stripping done.

Soon…sooooooon (rubs hands together) we’ll have something that looks nice instead of apart…

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Utility rooms, walls, destruction, and of course, more heat!

Yeah…the year is fading away quickly. I looked at the calendar and said something like, “August! What the heck? GHAAAAAAAAAAA!”

Anyway, “Getting near the end of the year” triggered some sort of “I’ve got to get this done” reflex…

That “reflex” conspired with my brain to schedule this last weekend for me to tear out the bad utility room wall and replace it, complete with moving the window and framing in for the new French doors (which involves a deck as well).

Heh…yeah…a “minor” project to be sure…

Of course my brain forgot one key thing.

August.

In Texas.

It’s still HOT! Duh!

Even if you’re used to the heat, an hour’s work time outside in the heat (and famous east Texas humidity) means some mandatory time inside recovering from the heat. There’s a really valid reason for siesta’s!

Thus, when your brain conspires to fry you to carbonized fiddly-bits with a massive project in the heat, you will get less than half of what you expect to, done. Ah well.

We are working on the utility room. It’s the first “major” piece, as when done, gets us a somewhat kitchen-y place (it will have a counter and sink), laundry facilities, and most importantly, the new hot water heater and plumbing manifold. The old water heater MUST go for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is it’s trying to kill me. Anyway, even though the house is currently habitable, we may be moving into it “sooner rather than later” and the infrastructure really needed to be further along.

Soooo…this is the outside…the entire wall past the air-conditioner (which will go away later in favor of the original window), is a badly modified screened in porch. The wall leaks water, is unstable, and is not suitable for bearing the load required of it. It was simply put together a little haphazardly. Since I’m moving the window to the corner (where the screen door is now) and the door around the corner (a pair of French doors goes in there), it was simply time to rebuild it. The intent here on the exterior is to match the sunporch for the bottom detail, and then we’ll put fishscale up top for some character.

Outside, before

Outside, before

Here’s a closer view…everything with the horizontal siding to the corner needs rebuilt. If you look closely, you can see it bulging out a bit…at the junction between the horizontal siding and the vertical stuff below.

Inside, before destruction.

Inside, before destruction.

Here is the inside, facing the same direction. You can see the window, which will move, and the single screen door, which will go away. Directly ahead is where the double French doors are going in.

Inside before.

Inside before.

Annnnnnnd here is the mess that is the outside of that corner. The shed thing will go away and a deck/stair will go in the corner for the french doors.

The shed.

The shed.

Gad…what a mess this thing is. This area will look SOOO much better with this thing gone.

The really ugly shed...

The really ugly shed...

It’s ruining the side of the house above it too…flashing’s not right etc.

The shed that will die...

The shed that will die...

Inside again…the wall in question. Yes, we’re saving the window. It’s moving to the corner by the door. That wall will be cabinets and the washer and dryer.

More before

More before

Here we are…old wall gone, new framing in place. There are some pictures (somewhere) with no wall in place and only my rickety supports holding up the roof…but I think they are on the wife’s camera. I couldn’t bring myself to stop work for any reason whilst it was so unsupported.

Framing is up.

Framing is up.

The really observant of you may notice a spacing difference on one set of studs…before emailing me about my sloppy framing work, please know this is to accommodate the flush mount in-the-wall tank-less water heater cabinet, which you can see leaning against the inside wall in the above picture.

From the inside

Framing from the inside

Framing from the inside

And here is as far as I got this weekend. The lower siding is on, which is vertical 1×3 tongue and groove, and matches the sunroom exterior lower wall as I intended. It breaks right where it currently ends (for the water heater cabinet again) and then will continue on to the corner and under the window. That top rail was a difficult cut! It lacks one piece of trim to match completely (a fancy quarter-round), well, that and primer and paint will make it look ever-so-much-better.

Got the lower siding on.

Got the lower siding on.

More to do…the upper will be sheathed in plywood, and then covered with fish-scale cedar shakes to match the way the front of the house is done and add some character to an otherwise boring wall. I have to frame from the end of my new wall to the corner (currently left out because we need that door/stair space for egress at the moment), and I have to frame up the French doors around the corner (before I frame that last section).

And just for those that may be curious…there are only two pieces of “new” wood in the entire construction. I reclaimed the rest from the tear out of this and other added things as we’ve gone along.

I know it looks a mess now…but there really is a plan. It’ll all come together soon! More next weekend!

I SOOO look forward to the day when things start looking better!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Oh Peaches (pictures)

I promised pictures…

The most productive tree…it’s about a 25 footer. It had TONS of large peaches.

The big tree

The big tree

This tree is weighed down with them, but they are all very small (very tasty though!)

Smaller peaches on these trees

Smaller peaches on these trees

The bigger tree again…this limb is strained to the breaking point. There are already hundreds on the ground.

Breaking point

Breaking point

YUM!

Does that look good? Oh yeah...that looks good!

Does that look good? Oh yeah...that looks good!

About 12 pounds or so…

12 pounds or so

12 pounds or so

Twenty minutes work racked up about 50 pounds or so, all off the big tree. It still looked like I hadn’t touched it.
50 pounds or so

We gave away most of those to friends and neighbors…and picked that many yet again to bring home and freeze. There are still hundreds on the tree…and had we been at the house over the last couple weeks continiously (instead of just the weekend) we could have gotten many that fell to the ground (before they fell).

Oh, and none of this counts the dozen or more I ate during my various labors this weekend!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Mothra Attacks the Meyer Casa

We had a couple of these giant moths hanging out on the side of the house Saturday morning. I assume they left before the heat made them explode (like popcorn).

Mothra!

Mothra!

To give some perspective, the two lines it is between are the siding and are some 6 inches apart.

That’s one big moth!

Since nearly every other kind of bug in Texas wants to kill me, or at least eat me (or my house), I’m hesitant to believe they are harmless. I expect to see an article any day now reporting children and small dogs having been carried away.

Mothra attacks. Will you be ready?

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Oh…peaches!

Peaches. Lots of ’em.

There are three peach trees in our backyard at the Old Vic. It’s a bumper crop. They are are bowed to the ground with peaches.

They were not quite ripe last weekend, but many were falling anyway…making it quite interesting when I was weed-eating under the trees…

Bzzzzzzzzzz splat splut splatter SPLUT SPLATTER SPLAT! Gack!

(from the wife): “You smell like peaches!”

(me licking my lips): “I taste like peaches too!”

Anyway, we expect this weekend they will be ready.

Not sure what we’re going to do with them all. I suppose I’ll work on making myself sick on peaches this weekend!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Economic Puzzles…

Cash reserves help in times of reduced or no income.

But inflation eats cash reserves, returning nothing. As prices rise the money can buy less. Any interest earned only offsets a small fraction of the loss of buying power.

Have I put you to sleep yet?

History and basic economics suggest our economy is headed for recovery, but next on the list typically is very high inflation for a period of time.

Owning real property is a hedge against inflation, and if the inflation rate outpaces or even comes close to the finance costs you are even that much more ahead. One of the reasons long-term homeownership builds wealth despite taxes, maintenance, insurance, and finance costs.

It can even make sense to buy with the intent of selling later (after the inflation has raised the price). Home “flippers” do/did this…and as long as they were intelligent about what they were paying and when to get out of the market, many did extremely well.

But I’m not talking about a house. Houses we’ve got!

With a property and plan in mind, it can make sense to buy now.

Of course, it only makes sense to buy now as long as your income holds out…which, in these times, can be a serious question. If it doesn’t hold out…well, THAT’s when you need the cash reserves.

Sigh. Risks. There’s no reward without them. How much though? We could fall hard or succeed gloriously.

Cash or property…that is the question. I wish I knew the answer…it’s a real and immediate question for us at the moment…plans are cooking in the brain. Plans with distinct targets as to property and use…the property I can get…maybe. The rest of the plans…well…I don’t have a clue how I’d carry them out. There’s only so much time in the day. How much “flying by the seat of my pants” and instinct is safe? Reasonable?

I’ve almost always come out ahead listening to my instincts…and almost always regretted (sometimes severely) when I ignored them. But my instincts now…they run contrary the mainstream thinking…I guess they usually do though.

What’s this all about? Getting out of the corporate world (eventually). Small town Texas. The Old Vic. More projects than I can handle. Projects I like. Food. Publishing. Books. Art. Money. Time. Towers. Internet. Responsibilities. Bloodcurdling sheer panic.

Cash or property…yep, that is the question. It’s about a $35,000 question as a matter of fact.

All balanced against our future plans and security.

Gad. It’s a wonder I sleep at night.

More later (with specifics when I can).

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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The Cat had a red letter day…

Over here is a thread about my new expensive water heater.

This thread however, is about how the water heater was just filler. I couldn’t get it out of the box fast enough.

Yeah. The cat wanted the box. Since the cat is a 22 lb Maine Coon and five of his six ends are all pointy…well, yeah. The heater was just filler.

Apparently I paid something around $700 for a cardboard box.

It started small however…like these things do…

See, the wife got me a new pair of shoes. They came in a box.

Now understand, Maine Coon’s can talk. If you have one you know. If you don’t, well…just take my word for it.

The shoes. They came in a box.

“Casper”…the aforementioned 22 pounds of fur, muscle, and sharp points, said, “Ooooo! A box! Gimme gimme gimme!”

All pointy-ed up and nowhere to go...

All pointy-ed up and nowhere to go...

I put on the shoes. Casper put on the box.

It seems it’s much the same process.

My big ‘ole feet don’t fit into shoes easily…

And a 22 pound cat just does not fit in a shoe box.

Except that somehow…they do:

Critical mass achieved?

Critical mass achieved?

Quite contentedly, he wedged himself in and would not be removed.

That was…by golly…*HIS* box.

And then the doorbell rang. The magic Fed-Ex fairy delivered a NEW box…and more importantly…a MUCH BIGGER BOX!

I clearly heard, “What? Oh? . . . . OooooooooooooooOOOooooOOOOooooo Muhahahahahahahaha!” from the box of fur on the couch.

He chased me into the kitchen to get the box cutter. “Open open open open open open open open open open …”

He chased me back into the living room to “help” me open the box.

“Open open open open open open open open open open …”

When I wasn’t moving fast enough he swatted me on the ankle.

“Cooooome ON! Open open open open open…Put your back into it now!”

Soon, I had the filler (the $700 water heater) dumped out on the rug.

“MINE!” Kaslooooomp! One cat, instantly installed in one box.

That's not a box. THIS...is a box.

That's not a box. THIS...is a box.

Hours later…still there.

Cat in a box

Cat in a box

And now…I’m left with a shoe-box to put my water heater in for the trip to the Old Vic. I’m not gonna try to reclaim the big one…would you?

Hmmm…I can’t wait till some of the big boxes show up…

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A modern touch…

I’ve said before, restoration is not in the cards. I *like* bathrooms, hot water, well equipped kitchens, and comfortable temperatures indoors. I also like energy efficiency to the extent that it helps produce a comfortable, usable, and well-lit home with less money.

Hey, if the new lightbulb uses 1/10th the power…I can put in 9 extra lightbulbs, yes? LOL!

Victorian “attitude” is what we are striving for…so, while we will have modern amenities, to the degree possible, we will attempt to have them blend in or look the part.

On that front anyway…the Victorians were innovative and had no hesitation in adapting themselves and their homes to the latest technologies available.

Anyway, one example for us…hot water.

There will be 3-1/2 baths in this house when we are done, along with a well equipped kitchen and laundry/utility room. We need plenty of hot water.

Tankless or tanked…that is the question.

A year ago, the tankless units just didn’t make sense from a cost standpoint. They are much more efficient, yes, but they were also so much more expensive that the cost put the recovery of the difference in price on utilities at something over 12 years. Doubtful that the unit would last that long without service, so there was no break-even point, and probably even a loss.

Efficiency at a loss is not gonna happen for us.

Of course there are other factors. The tankless have advantages over an tank model…if properly installed/sized, endless hot water, and more importantly for our purposes, the tankless ones don’t need a large water heater closet taking up your ever-so-scarce-storage space in your old Victorian!

The current water heater is installed in the master bathroom with no closet…not only ugly and in the way…and taking up space that could be better used…it must have a closet and external venting to meet current building codes. Heh…the current water heater vents into the attic (!!!) as well…but that’s an entirely different discussion.

Now, whilst we are not obligated to meet any current building codes…I do believe in doing so if it does not alter the fundemental character of the house.

If keeping a tank model, a new water heater closet and proper vent stack would be installed in the new utility room.

Tank at lower cost, or tankless with better space usage. The space for the water heater closet will be better put to use as a linen closet

Hmmm…tough decision. As usual, when I have tough decisions to make, I put them off as long as I can whilst more information trickles in. Not really procrastinating…I know from experience that things change fast if you are keeping your eyes open…

Rather suddenly, the price point on the tankless heaters has dropped enough to make them cost-effective.

We bought this one. The magic FedEx fairy dropped it off in our entry hall yesterday. For some reason I had to sign for it. Not sure why…they’ve left a thousand dollars worth of books on the stoop (in the rain) before. Is there a “sign here” threshold? Dollars per pound? Dollars per cubic inch of packing?

Takagi TK-3-OS-NG tankless water heater

Takagi TK-3-OS-NG tankless water heater

On a side note…the magic USP and FedEx fairies must really be getting to hate us…the size, shape, and weight of stuff they have to deliver here is varied and … interesting …

This unit mounts outside (saving me space), needs no vent stack (saving me money), and was only a couple hundred dollars more than a 50 gallon-tank model. Since the stack for the tank model would have cost another couple hindered or so…well…Sweet!

I splurged and ordered the remote control/information panel as well. The geek in me loves that. You can view incoming and outgoing water temperatures, set the peak temperature, turn the unit on or off, and see any diagnostic warnings.

Not shown…the steel cabinet that allows it to be flush mounted in an exterior wall, thus, not detracting from the appearance of the house. The cabinet has not arrived yet. I will, of course, post pics of the install…well…that and the wall I have to rebuild for the install…

But hey, it’s “period” anyway! The new tankless water heater is just the modern, survivable version of the old monster that was once used here:

An older model tankless...

An older model tankless...

Oh, and I gotta say…this is my most very favorite “universal” label EVER:

I can imagine the screams…or the little guy yelling, “WEEEEeeeeee!”

Warning...or dare? Hey y'all, watch this!

Warning...or dare? Hey y'all, watch this!

I’m still wondering whether to take it as a warning…or instructions for the sort of thing that starts off with me handing somebody my beer and saying, “Hey y’all, watch this!”

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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Hey! No injuries this weekend!

I sure am going to have strong arms when I finish scraping the Sunroom ceiling though!

Scraping the sunroom

Scraping the sunroom

Got the wiring in (mostly), and the cans in…and the ceiling repaired…now I just need to scrape every surface in the entire room, prime and paint. Phew! That scraped area represents about an hour’s worth. Very hot this weekend…temps in the 103 range for a high…even with AC it is HOT near the ceiling (no insulation in that room yet).

On the wiring…now I just need to pull the old knob and tube circuit to this area and hot up the new stuff…oh and a trip into the depths of hell the attic is needed to pull in the smoke and CO alarm feeds. Hmmm. Got to enlarge the access hole first (sigh) so I can get my rotund self in there.

Incremental…but it’s progress!

CUAgain,
Daniel Meyer

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