Unrestricted, unlimited, lifetime warranty. Quite substantial. You can’t break them, or they’ll replace it for free.
Except for mine. This one.
I bent it. In an episode much like this one (link)
They won’t replace it. Seems they insist I couldn’t have bent it barehanded. I would have had to put a “cheater bar” (a length of pipe on the handle) to do it.
They underestimate me. Barehanded.
I think, even if they offered, I’d keep it now…as sort of a trophy.
Y’all take care to only get within reach if you’re friendlies, yes?
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