About Orange Harbinger of Death to Wads of Paper

I am the bringer of death, I have named myself so. The big ones...the humans...I have chosen to transport me, feed me, stroke me, praise me, and serve as subjects for my surprise attacks (toes are my favorite) for some reason pronounce my name, "Geronimo".
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Orange Harbinger of Death to Wads of Paper has written 2 articles so far, you can find them below.


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Somehow, someday…they *will* pay for this…

Orange Harbinger of Death to Wads of Paper here…except the humans pronounce it “Geronimo”, or occasionally, “the caffeinated kitten”. Apparently I was broken and I got fixed today. A Cone of Shame! They put me in a Cone of Shame! I mean…for a DOG certainly! They should always wear one as far as I’m concerned…but [...]

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A view near the floor…

RRRRrrrr…MMMmmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm…yep. That’s about it. Got the hang of this keyboard thingy now… Orange Harbinger of Death to Wads of Paper here. Thought I’d introduce myself. Afterall, I’m the driving force behind all things. The two humans may think they are running things, but in the end, it’s all to my plan. Well, except they keep [...]

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